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Aliases: Scott "Puny Human" Campbell, Scott "Where's My Damn Diet Pepsi!?" Campbell, Scott "What's This Button Do?" Campbell, Scott "Let Me Show You My Ferret" Campbell, Scott "Read A Damn Book!" Campbell
Other Aliases: Mr. Design Doc, Edge, Scottasaurus, I. M. Bossofyou, C. T. Hulhu, Brisco Campbell Jr, John Smallberries

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: OCTOBER 19, 1972
Hair: Brown
Place of Birth: Anaheim, CA
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5'10" 
Complexion: Light
Weight: 20 lb / sq. In.
Sex: Male
Build: Large
Race: Terminally Caucasian 
Occupation(s): All of the above
Nationality: American
Scars and Marks: Producer of Myth3.

Remarks: Campbell is an avid reader with an interest in near everything. He is known to frequent libraries and historic sites. Campbell is currently on the medication Diet Pepsi and maintains his physical fitness by lifting weights 12oz at a time. Campbell loves games and may frequent  Role-Playing Game shelters. Campbell has been known to alter his appearance through the use of animal disguises and other's clothes. He has traveled extensively throughout the borders of Orange County, California..

CONSIDERED CREATIVE AND EXTREMELY SUBVERSIVE

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

CAUTION

SCOTT CAMPBELL IS BEING SOUGHT FOR HIS ROLE IN NUMEROUS GAME DESIGNS COMMITTED FROM THE EARLY 1990s TO CURRENT DAY IN CONNECTION WITH HIS OCCUPATION WITH AN ORGANIZED GAME GROUP KNOWN AS "CONTRABAND" THAT ALLEGEDLY CONTROLS CONSOLE, PC, HAND HELD AND OTHER ILLEGAL VIDEO GAME ACTIVITIES IN THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA AREA. HE HAS A VIOLENT TEMPER AND IS KNOWN TO THROW GAME CONTROLLERS WITH DEADLY ACCURACY.

REWARD

The FDA is offering a $1,000,000 reward for information leading directly to the arrest of Scott Campbell, or any other meat products of similar nature.

January 1999
Poster Revised March 2002

 



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